The first day of school I sent a note in my 2nd grader’s lunch box telling her how proud I was of her and that I couldn’t wait to hear all about her first day of second grade. She liked her note so much she asked me to keep sending notes. Well, I ran out of things to say after the first week, but I still wanted her to look forward to something at lunch time everyday.
So I went online searching for jokes that could get some second graders in stitches. Some have been successful, while others went over her head all together. We’ve been in school for about three weeks now and I’ve learned that several of her friends like to see what joke is waiting, while a few lunch ladies will come and visit to see the joke of the day.
I’m glad others are enjoying the jokes. But the only reason why I scour the internet and friends for jokes is to make my Emma giggle while she tries to retell the joke. Here is her favorite one that she still can’t get through without snickering through the whole thing.
What did the math book say to the doctor?
“I’ve got a lot of problems.”
Uncontrollable giggles all around:)
I’ve made a list of all the jokes I’ve used so far along with a few more. A few have asked for a list, maybe you want to try jokes in the lunchbox, or just to have a good laugh one night at dinner. Enjoy:)
What do you call a boy with a dictionary in his back pocket?
A smarty pants.
When is the Ocean friendly?
When it waves.
Why can’t you tell an egg a joke?
It might crack up.
What did the cookie say to the doctor?
I feel kind of crummy.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
I think I’m coming down with something.
What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
NACHO cheese.
What do fish like to paint with?
Watercolors.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Why did the girl throw the butter out of the window?
She wanted to see a butterfly.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
He wanted to go to high school.
Where do pencils go for vacation?
Pencil-vania.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
A laugh a day keeps the blues away:)
such a great idea. I still remember the notes my mom and dad would put in my lunch box. I’m sure your daughter is loving those!
I hope I’m creating lifetime memories like you have:) Thanks for stopping by!